While traveling down SE 39th street in Portland today we came across something very curious.  We passed a vehicle traveling in the opposite direction that was adorned with american flags galore.  The car was puling a trailer on which sat a large robot-like replica of George W. Bush.  This thing was nothing like I’ve ever seen before.  While the car drove down the street, orange and red streamers attached to fake W.’s ass fluttered in the wake.  The crowning piece to all of this was a sign attached that said: “PANTS ON FIRE!  PANTS ON FIRE!”

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