Via Guessing who’s gay on ‘The Simpsons’

James Dobson has his work cut out for him.

The conservative Christian recently denounced SpongeBob SquarePants—the harmless cartoon sponge who holds hands with his friends and lives in an underwater pineapple—for appearing in a “pro-homosexual video.” Soon, a regular character on “The Simpsons” will come out and be married in a same-sex wedding.

“Simpsons” producers haven’t revealed which character turns out to be gay, but that hasn’t stopped fans from speculating or placing bets on who it might be. Patty Bouvier, the chain-smoking, raspy-voiced sister of Marge who has rarely dated men, seems to be the leading contender…

…A Simpsons character will come out and be married by Homer, who becomes an Internet minister because he thinks he can make money by marrying gay couples. The wedding will be televised Feb. 20.

Oh, I really hope it’s Ned Flanders!!!