Just in case a draft is ever reinstated, follow this procedure: Doctor Fakes Insanity to Avoid Military.

OSLO, Norway – A Norwegian doctor called in for military service would have made Cpl. Klinger of the American television series “MASH” proud.

The doctor rubbed sour cream in his hair, poured sticky liqueur in his shoes, spilled beer on his clothes and sat in a closet smoking 40 cigarettes at once in a bid to convince the military that he wasn’t fit mentally for service.

And just to be sure he looked and felt his worst, he stayed awake for two days before his physical, the Fredrikstad Blad newspaper reported Thursday.

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