Lesson One, Bathing Isn’t All That Bad: Iranian Woman Wants to Divorce Smelly Husband.

TEHRAN – An Iranian woman has requested a divorce from her husband on the grounds that he has not washed for more than a year.

“My husband says he does not like water and does not want to take a shower … He doesn’t even wash his face when he wakes up in the morning,” Mina, 36, was quoted as saying in court by the state-run Iran newspaper.

When the couple first married eight years ago her husband was obsessively clean, she said.

“He spent hours taking showers three times a day and washed his hands every few minutes,” Mina said. “But he suddenly changed … Now nobody, including me, my children and his colleagues, can stand him.”

Divorce is a notoriously difficult process for women in Iran, who normally have to prove that their husband has neglected them financially or sexually, is a drug addict or physically abusive.

Divorce for being sexually neglected?! In Iran?

Lesson Two, Always Be Honest: Vegas Mayor Tells Kids of His Love of Gin

Sin City’s mayor made no apologies Thursday after being criticized for extolling gin to a class of fourth-graders.

Mayor Oscar Goodman said he was just being himself when he told elementary school students that drinking was one of his hobbies and that the one thing he would want if stranded on an island is a bottle of gin.

“I answered the question honestly and truthfully,” Goodman told reporters. “I’m not going to lie to children. I’m not going to say I would take a teddy bear or a Bible or something like that.”

Coming soon, additional lessons on living a more fulfilling life.