My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my mortal enemy.
Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find out what the true meaning of my new nickname is: “The Impaler!” I will impale them right in front of our State Capital. The Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so.
i am not, apparently, sophisticated enough to ascertain if this is a joke…
He’s not joking…I hope you caught my merry christmas joke though!
He’d get my vote!