“They call Ohio a bellwether state, the battleground state. It’s a state that knows how to pick a president!” – Hillary Clinton

Really Hillary? ‘Cause they royally f*&ked up the past two times… What the hell is wrong with that state (and that woman)? I mean, I always knew Texas (extracting Austin) had their collective heads up their asses. Seriously Ohio, get it together!

The Metro Times Blowout starts tonight. Hopefully no windows get broken this time around. MT has quite a lot in this weeks issue concerning the festival (including the cover). Here’s a breakdown:

Drive-bys (Fast facts about selected acts)
Program Guide
Venue Map