John McCain calls Barack Obama a celebrity, yet he’s “[made] cameos in ‘Wedding Crashers’ and ’24,’ his memoir [was] turned into a popular biopic on A&E, and [he's] appeared more than 30 times on late night comedy shows.” (CBS News)

McCain tells all Senate Democrats to, “come back into town and come back to work” to vote for an energy bill (read: Drill, drill, drill, so in ten years “Big Oil” can have even higher record profits), yet he’s “missed over 65% of the votes for the last 2 years.” (NYTimes)

Seriously, who’s planning to vote for this guy?